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the_giambino's Journal

Created on 2005-07-09 10:26:54 (#7677342), last updated 2005-07-09

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Name:Jason Gilbert Giambi
Birthdate:01-08
Location:United States
Website:The Giambino
Bio
I am Jason Giambi*, first baseman for the New York Yankees. I used to be really good and hit a lot of home runs, but then I stopped taking steroids, and started to suck like my brother Jeremy. I used to be the designated hitter, until Joe realized that I can't hit, so he made me play first base to make myself useful. The Yankees were so desperate that they signed Tino Martinez to come back and play first base, and that insulted me. But now I realize that George pays me a lot of money, so I started hitting home runs again. He will send the mob after me if I don't.

I'm married, and I don't have any children. My tools don't work anymore thanks to my previous steroid use.

*No, this is not Jason Giambi. This is done in jest.
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